Ants in your pants

Isabella couldn't sit still at dinner tonight...

Me: Isabella, do you have ants in your pants?

Isabella: (thinking and very serious) I don't know Mommy should we check?

YOU'RE the Grandma, Mommy!

Isabella:  you're a nice grandma

Me: I'm a grandma?

Isabella: YOU'RE the Grandma, Mommy, I'm the Mommy, and Daddy's the Daddy.

Me: I'm a grandma to your babies?

Isabella: Yes (in her little sweet voice) and you are such a nice grandma to them.

Where Jesus Lives...

Me:  Do you know where Jesus lives?

Isabella: North and South America

*** LOL! YES there are a lot of people named Jesus on those continents, but not the ONE I was referring to.

2+1=3 Mom

Isabella: Mommy, I would like to have some more marsh mellows please

Me: You may have 2

Isabella:  Can I have 4?

Me: You may have 2

Isabella:  Can I have 3?

Me: You may have a number between 0 and 2

Isabella:  Can I pleeeease have 3?

Me: You may have 1 or 2

Isabella: Hmmmm, how about I have 1 and 2 and then that will be 3!

STINKER STINKER STINKER!!!!!